6岁以前的事,因为脑袋的容量有限,大多已经不记得了。只是听父母说在那段时间里,我做过不少“惊天动地”的大事。比如数次勇敢地从床上向下玩“高台跳水”,头部着地,大练铁头功;比如偷喝老爸的白酒,醉得爬在地上捉蚂蚁吃……6岁时,我开始无比地崇拜鲁班爷爷,常常把家里的铁锤、螺丝刀等拿出来勤加练习。父母一放松戒备,我便往家具上猛钉铁钉。后来因为在板凳上钉了一根,扎穿了不慎坐下的二叔的屁股,我彻底领教了老爸那功力深厚的铁拳的威力,从而放弃了当木匠的理想。 Things before the age of 6, because the head of the limited capacity, most do not remember. Just listen to my parents say during that time, I have done a lot of “earth-shattering” event. For example, several times from the bed courageously down to play “high table diving,” head to the ground, a large training iron work; such as stealing drunk father's liquor, drunk crawling on the ground to catch ants to eat ... ... 6 years old, I started incomparable To worship Luban grandfather, often at home hammer, screwdriver, etc. to diligently practice. As soon as my parents relaxed, I fastened nails to the furniture. Later, because of a nail on the bench, pierced accidentally seated second uncle's ass, I thoroughly learned the power of Dad's skillful iron fist, giving up the carpenter's ideal.