蒸包子和吃包子小勇:蒸一个包子一分钟,蒸九个包子要多久?小明:九分钟?小勇:你傻呀!你们家蒸包子一个一个蒸呀?!小明表示不服:那我问你,吃一个馒头一分钟,吃十个馒头呢?小勇:十分钟呀!你以为我像你一样傻呀!小明:十分钟吃十个馒头!撑死你个饭桶!一本书语文课上,老师说:诸葛亮上知天文下知地理,精通奇门八卦,阅读的各种书籍不计其数。小明:老师,有本书他肯定没看过!老师:哦,你说说是什么书?小明:《三国演义》! Steaming buns and eating buns Xiaoyong: steamed a bun for a minute, steaming nine buns to how long? Xiao Ming: nine minutes? Xiaoyong: you stupid! Your steamed steamed buns a steamed ?! Xiao Ming expressed dissatisfaction: Then I asked You eat a bread for a minute, eat ten steamed bread then? Xiaoyong: Ten minutes ah! Do you think I was as silly as you! Xiaoming: Ten minutes to eat ten buns! Support your meal! A book language class , The teacher said: Zhuge Liang know astronomy under the geography, proficient in gossip, reading a variety of books countless. Xiao Ming: teacher, he certainly did not read the book! Teacher: Oh, what is your book? Xiao Ming: “Three Kingdoms”!