The cheap skate decided to have a party. He telephoned his friend and said: “ Please come to my house this evening and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door opened, push it with your foot.”“ Why use my elbow and foot? ” asked his friend. “Well, gosh,” replied the cheap skate.“ You’re not coming emp ty-handed, are you? ” 译文: 一个很吝啬的人决定请一次客,他给朋友打电话说:“请你今天晚上来我家,用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后,再用你的脚把门 The cheap skate decided to have a party. He telephoned his friend and said: ”Please come to my house this evening and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door opened, push it with your foot. “ ”Why use my elbow and foot? “asked his friend. ” Well, gosh, “replied the cheap skate. ” You’re not coming emp ty-handed, are you? “Translation: A very mean person decides to please A guest, he called a friend and said: ”Please come to my house tonight, use your elbow to ring the door .When the door is open, use your foot to the door